What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:23

Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
What do you think of the Quora group "It's Ok to Be White" for people who are proud of being white?
No way
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Why are some people afraid of monsters?
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Have you been arrested or investigated?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
No, not a chance
Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What do you think of Obito Uchiha?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts